My darling Venom,
Let me preface this by saying, if you cry, I’m going to disown your ass all the way from Hell. Not that I believe in Hell. And not that I particularly believe you’ll cry. Just covering my bases here.
Here goes nothing.
Let it be known that this is not a suicide letter. It’s a letter that happens to be the last one I’ll ever write.
I’m telling you now not to blame yourself for anything that happened. In fact, you were the only reason I lasted these four years.
I’m not going to get into the whole why-I-did-this part.