Sir Lanka does not want to be born. It just seems like so much stress. Go to school. Get good grades. Find a job and then work for the rest of your life. Too much stress. So he decides to stay in the womb. And stays in there for 32 years. Until his mom has enough of him. She gets an abortion. He survives. Or not. I don't want to spoil too much, but he wakes up in the dumpster behind the abortion clinic and has no idea what to do.
