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Geoff Tibballs

New Year, Same You

    Danniцитирапреди 10 месеца
    Don’t think of yourself as being fat: think of yourself as being hard to kidnap.
    Viktoriia Ienkoцитирапреди 3 години
    A couple were talking one evening. ‘Darling,’ said the husband, ‘I’m so sorry about my bad moods. I shouldn’t take out my anger and frustration on you. I don’t know how you manage to stay so calm around me.’

    ‘I always go and clean the toilet when that happens,’ she replied.

    ‘And that helps?’

    ‘Yes, because I use your toothbrush.’
    Vera Kozhevnikovaцитирапреди 10 дни
    Don’t think of yourself as being lazy: think of yourself as a relaxaholic.
    Veronika Mambetovaцитирапреди 5 месеца
    Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.
    Veronika Mambetovaцитирапреди 5 месеца
    Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is coming to the realization that the other person is a total idiot.
    Veronika Mambetovaцитирапреди 5 месеца
    Stare at people you don’t like through the prongs of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.
    Veronika Mambetovaцитирапреди 5 месеца
    If the doorbell rings just as your partner is on the brink of orgasm, don’t ignore it. It could be that parcel you’ve been waiting for.
    Veronika Mambetovaцитирапреди 5 месеца
    Don’t think of yourself as being lazy: think of yourself as a relaxaholic.
    Veronika Mambetovaцитирапреди 5 месеца
    Learn to accept that the only way you’ll ever have a smokin’ hot body is to be cremated.
    b9655586627цитирапреди 9 месеца
    Friends help you move house. Real friends help you move bodies.
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