I Feel Bad About My Neck

Behind the wheel. On the cutting edge.

nipped in the bud.

have every hope

What was the thinking?

space in your purse is being taken up by

never crossed my mind

sage and mellow

con you into

If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don’t take it off until you’re thirty-four.

how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six.