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Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Adrian Clarke and Lynsey Hooper to wave goodbye to the international break and say hello to the return of the Premier League.

Werner and Germany have a shocker, losing at home to North Macedonia. But England make it 3 wins out of 3 against Poland. It’s a game that left the panel feeling John Stones is not a natural defender and that Gareth Southgate’s in-game management is mediocre.

We get excited about Arsenal v Liverpool this weekend. Is it the Big Six fixture that always delivers? Leicester v Man City is a fixture that will no longer feature Sergio Aguero as he will leave in the summer. But is he in the top 5 Premier League strikers of all time?

Chelsea Women finally win against Wolfsburg in the Champions League. Do they have what it takes to go all the way? And Arsenal are in the market for a new manager.

Plus Duncan looks to avenge last year’s shock early exit as he takes on the debuting Adrian in the Inter Totally Cup.

RUNNING ORDER:

• PART 1a: Germany 1-2 North Macedonia (02m 00s)
• PART 1b: Elsewhere in Europe (05m 00s)
• PART 1c: England 2-1 Poland & England Under 21s crash out (09m 30s)
• PART 2: Arsenal v Liverpool & Leicester v Man City previews (23m 00s)
• PART 3: Chelsea through to the WCL semi-finals (39m 00s)
• PART 4: The rest of the Premier League weekend (45m 30s)
• PART 5: Inter Totally Cup – Clarke v Alexander (57m 30s)

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